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BITECHEN LTD · 16884747
Available — Q3 2026
Doncaster · Remote · Worldwide

We build sites that hit hard.* *and convert harder.

Bitchen is an independent agency with two specializations baked in: AI development and paid acquisition. We design, build, ship and grow digital products for founders who don't have a year to wait.

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AI Development Ads & Performance Branding Design Development Strategy Motion E-commerce AI Development Ads & Performance Branding Design Development Strategy Motion E-commerce
60+ Projects shipped
12 Industries served
8 Countries
96 Client NPS

Bold ideas.
Sharper execution.

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SHOPSTORYJOURNALBAG (2)
FW26
Soft Power.
2026 · Branding, Web, E-com

Soft Power.

Full identity overhaul and direct-to-consumer storefront for an independent fashion label. New visual system, shoppable site, art direction. +312% in conversions.

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Late Hours
Akira Lowe
2026 · Platform, SaaS

Late Hours.

A streaming product built for independent artists. Design system, web app, audio-reactive motion language. 80k users in six months.

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Studio · est. 2014 Tokyo / Lyon
Material
silence.
001 — 042 · Selected
2025 · Identity, Web

Material silence.

A bicultural architecture studio's portfolio. Bilingual layout, scenographic pacing, every pixel placed with intent.

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N°07 Halcyon Single Malt · 46%
Distilled 2018 Bottled 2025 £82
2025 · Art direction

Halcyon N°07.

End-to-end launch for an independent distillery. Naming, packaging system, single-product e-com, press. Sold out in three weeks. Zero ad spend.

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A full-stack offer.
No outsourcing.

01

Strategy & Branding

Positioning, naming, visual identity, brand guidelines. We build brands people don't forget.

  • Positioning
  • Naming
  • Logo system
  • Brand guidelines
02 — Specialization

AI Development

LLM apps, custom agents, RAG pipelines, evaluation. AI products that ship to prod — not demos that die in a Notion doc.

  • LLM apps
  • Agents
  • RAG
  • Evals
  • Fine-tuning
03 — Specialization

Ads & Performance

Meta, Google, TikTok, LinkedIn. Creative testing, attribution, automated bidding. We don't run your ads — we build your acquisition engine.

  • Paid social
  • Paid search
  • Creative ops
  • Attribution
04

Web & Product Design

UI, UX, design systems, prototyping. Every pixel earns its place.

05

Development

Custom builds, e-commerce, platforms. Next.js, Astro, Shopify, headless.

06

Motion & 3D

Animation, WebGL, micro-interactions. Motion that means something.

07

Launch & Growth

SEO, content, acquisition, ops. We stick around after go-live. It's rare. It's on purpose.

+220%avg. traffic lift
3.4xconversion uplift
4.1xROAS — paid
96client NPS

Four steps.
Zero filler slides.

→ 01 Week 1

Discovery

We actually listen. Workshops, audits, user research. You walk away with a clear, written, shared vision.

→ 02 Weeks 2–4

Design

Art directions, design system, interactive mockups. You validate at every step. No last-minute surprises.

→ 03 Weeks 4–8

Build

Clean, tested, performant code. Custom CMS where it fits. The kind of codebase your future devs will thank us for.

→ 04 Week 9 +

Launch & Care

Go-live, training, monitoring. We stay 90 days minimum, because a launch is a beginning, not a finish line.

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They rebuilt our brand in eight weeks and we doubled revenue the quarter after. They figured out what we were trying to say before we knew how to say it.
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Founder & CEO Direct-to-consumer brand

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We reply within 24 hours. No twelve-field form, no bot. Just a real conversation.

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